How can this not make you laugh?
I read it and laughed out loud.
It got plenty fancy for me this afternoon when I GOT MY NEW BIKE! I was almost as excited in getting this bicycle as I was when I was a kid. I almost hopped up and down, but thought perhaps the ultra-cool bike people at Lee’s would think I was nuts. My new hybrid is blue and shiny so I finally said out loud, to the people behind the counter, “I’m so excited!”
I don’t care if they don’t think I’m cool. They work in a bike shop for Christ’s sake, they need a little excitement in their lives. Something as simple as a brand new bicycle should be exhilarating and fun.
Not to mention the hundreds I will spend on shoes and clothes and helmets and lights and and and…..weeeeee
Here is my bike. I’m had a new gel cushier seat put on for my cushy tushie.
It’s new bike day and all is right with this world! So folks, the shit’s about to get fancy!